You Can Be A Game Show Contestant and Win

Money!

Who Says Drugs Are Bad

Prizes!

Bieber And Christie

Excitement!

Masturbation Wishes

Glamor!

Heroin Chic

Answer a few questions, draw the right card, or solve the puzzle, and you drive home in your brand-new car, the proud winner of furs, appliances, jewelry, furniture, and exotic vacations, with $1,000 bills stuffed in your pockets!!

Bieber vs Jersey

Who are those lucky people winning all that loot on TV game shows? Where do they come from? How did they get on TV? You knew the answer to the question that won that contestant $10,000, too! How can you be on that TV screen?

Shit Elf Adventures

Here’s everything you need to know to become a TV game show contestant. Someone on these shows walks away a winner -and it could be you!

Burma-Shave

Top of the Pops

Doo-doo-doo.

album covers

Wakka-wakka.

genital cars

Bam-Bam!

louis wain

Eeeeeeeee!

paula deen redeem

You make it awright!

the crying lady

Come on!

oh my eyes

You know it!

royal baby

Oooo!

siamcock

Gonna doo-doo-doo!

stag night

That was “Gonna Doo-Doo-Doo” by the group Jersey City Comics.

Jersey City Comics will be kicking out the jams tonight starting at 7PM at Barcade Jersey City. Come on by and be a part of the jam kickage.