You Ever See Roberto Benigni’s Pinocchio?

That thing is awful, man.

King of Farts

It’s one of those movies that fights you.

Ladyboys

Only the most masochistic viewers can watch it the whole way through.

Penis Brutality

Now, in other topics, come to Barcade Jersey City tonight at 7 and try to draw something more horrifying than Benigni’s Pinocchio, or a kitty, or whatever you feel like drawing.

Mukor Rules Sign

Burma-Shave

Stop Drawing Nonsense? We Would Prefer Not To.

We would prefer not to.

Bartleby

We would prefer not to.

I Love Pooping

We would prefer not to.

Health Care In America

We would prefer not to.

Justice Scalia Poop

We would prefer not to.

Why So Many Penises

If you would like to join us in preferring not to, drop by Barcade Jersey City tonight at 7PM.

Burma-Shave.