Can Can Canoe

Sprikle Baby Site

Foo-Foo-Foo.

Pathman the Comic Site

Moo-Moo-Moo.

Zimmerman Shot Site

Goo-Goo-Goo.

Not Lex Luthor Site

A-Bloo-Bloo-Bloo.

Meanwhile Meanwhile Site

That will do-do-do.

Suess It Site

Burma-Shave

This Is Tom Jones

Tom Jones had an internationally successful television variety show titled This Is Tom Jones from 1969 to 1971.

Mailbox fucker Site

The ATV-produced show, which was worth a reported $9m to Jones over three years, was broadcast by ITV in the UK and by ABC in America.

Zimmerman Funnies Site

As a result of the show, Jones was nominated in 1969 for a Golden Globe for “best actor”.

Shit Shit Shit Site

From 1980 to 1981 he had a second television variety show, the eponymous Tom Jones, that was produced in Vancouver, Canada and lasted for 24 episodes.

Pukor Mighty Pukor Site

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You Will Have Some Pie

Won’t you?

Mukor Bux Site

Of course you will.

Protest Comic Site

Yes, that’s right, everyone loves a good slice of pie now and then.

Bangkok Ummm Site

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OK, Psychic Friends

Today’s

New Jobs

special

Master Bristol

lucky

Stop the Nudes

number

Get Ta Fuckin

is Crab.

Mukor Is Wet

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Rare Bit Fiends

Last week we tried to summon Winsor McCay and his dinosaur pal Gertie.

JCC Alternate Universe

It didn’t happen, but we made some Rob Ford jokes and whatnot.

Doctor Ford

I’d say it was a success.

Rat Pfink vs Zimmerman

It all happens again tonight at 7PM at Barcade Jersey City.

McCay and Gertie Party

Burma-Shave.

What Is All That At The End Of The ‘Dunciad’?

Nor public flame; nor private, dares to shine;

Food Dudes With Attitude

Nor human light is left, nor glimpse divine!

Married Life Ford

Lo! thy dread Empire, Chaos, is restored;

Ford Eats At Home

Light dies before thine uncreating word:

Zimmerman Luvs Ford

Thy hand, great Anarch, lets the curtain fall;

Three Pals

And universal darkness buries all.

Give a Shit

Burma-Shave

Take It From The Chopper

Exercise those choppers,

video games

really chew, chew, chew

detroit vs limbaugh

Exercise those choppers

merka

on some good hard food

a-roid

Your molars grind,

the nomi

Your canines tear,

tortoise etc

Incisors bite right through

wizard star

So exercise those choppers on some good hard food.

Then when you’re done with that, come to Jersey City Comics at Barcade Jersey City from 7PM until sometime after 10.