Search Terms

Come to Barcade Jersey City tonight and draw stuff that appears when people do online searches* for:

sex in the city comics

Enter the Fang Wang

how does Pinocchio goes poop + pee

Ford in Space

cities with strange toilets

Wanna Be Kirby

butt city comics

Stupid Questions Kids Ask

help me help me squeaky voice

Polo Shirts

boobs choos choos toon comics

Randy Cockring vs Judi Dench

and of course, our most popular search term, giraffe penis.

*All of these are real search terms that have brought people to this site. 

What Is All That At The End Of The ‘Dunciad’?

Nor public flame; nor private, dares to shine;

Food Dudes With Attitude

Nor human light is left, nor glimpse divine!

Married Life Ford

Lo! thy dread Empire, Chaos, is restored;

Ford Eats At Home

Light dies before thine uncreating word:

Zimmerman Luvs Ford

Thy hand, great Anarch, lets the curtain fall;

Three Pals

And universal darkness buries all.

Give a Shit

Burma-Shave

I’m Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Muffler!

Penis Ruler

I’m Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Muffler!

Rob Ford Crack Up

I’m Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Muffler!

Fatty's Blues

I’m Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Muffler!

Fart Museum

I’m Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Muffler!

Cheers

I’m Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Muffler! (Just kidding with that last comic, Barcade. You know that we love you.)

Sign 11-12-13

Burma-Shave.