Watchu’ talkin’ ’bout Willis?
Seriously Willis, won’t you please elaborate?
You say we have a Twitter account called @USBCOX? We had forgotten all about that.
Look, it has 5 followers. Does that mean we’re famous now?
Remember USB Cocks, dear Willis? No? Well you see it was a thing from way back at the beginning of Jersey City Comics where we did a bunch of comics in which scanners and other electronic equipment would suddenly break out in cocks. Oh, how we made the most of that, it truly was the Rob Ford of its day, dear Willis. It truly was.