We’re having a picnic,
a really big picnic.
The kind of picnic that weird bastards
write songs about.
Like that one about the teddy bears.
You know, the teddy bear picnic?
Ours will be like that picnic,
And the songs that will be written about it,
will be better than “Teddy Bear Picnic”.
Also there won’t be any picnic food.
Like the ones you see here.
So come to the big picnic.
That really isn’t a picnic at all, but this week’s installment of Jersey City Comics tonight at 7PM at Barcade Jersey City.